| You’re the best dad in our area code! Happy Father’s Day! |
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| Dad, we’ve never seen eye to eye on politics, because you’re always dead wrong and I’m always right. But we can agree you’ve been an awesome father. Happy Father’s Day! |
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| Dad, you’ve always been my best friend. P.S. Don’t tell my wife that -- she thinks she is. Happy Father’s Day! |
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| Honey, thanks for buying cheap condoms. I love our blessed mistakes! Happy Father’s Day! |
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| Way to go, honey: your super sperm can penetrate any birth control method -- today’s your day to gloat! Happy Father’s Day! |
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| Dad, thanks for never hitting on my friends. Sincerely, your loving daughter! |
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| Dad, thanks for allowing me to fail on my own terms. It’s made me stronger. Also, I need money and a car. Happy Father’s Day! |
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| Dear Dad, this political season I’m going to do what you’ve always done -- vote with my hear... and then complain for the next four years. Happy Father’s Day! |
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| Dad, today is the day you can be your usual stubborn asshole self and get away with it. Happy Father's Day! |
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| Dear Dad, I really don't think you're the no-good, pathetic loser Mom says you are. Happy Father's Day. |
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| Dad, thanks to you and your poorly hidden porn collection, I'm the confident heterosexual you see today. Happy Father's Day! |
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| I'm proud to call you my step-dad. Because "old dude doin' my mom" just doesn't have the same ring to it. Happy Father's Day! |
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