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Mother's Day
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| Dear Mom. Thank you for being a better mother than Britney Spears. |
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| Dear Mom. All those years of driving me to school, helping me with homework, and paying for college have finally paid off. I know how to send an e-card. Happy Mother’s Day! |
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| Dear Mom, your eBay item is closing in two minutes! Now that I’ve got your attention, happy Mother’s Day! |
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| Dear Mom. I love being a part of your world. And by “your world” I mean online chatting. At least you let me IM you. Happy Mother’s Day. |
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| Dear Sweetheart. I could say “Happy Mother’s Day,” but since you’re still so hot, I’m going to say, “Happy MILF Day.” You’re the M. I want to F. |
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| Dear Mom. Thank you for teaching me to be careful with my money. I hope you like this free e-card. That lesson kind of came around to bite you in the ass. Happy Mother’s Day! |
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| Dear Mom. I’m so sorry for putting you through all that incredible pain during childbirth. And then through all that incredible pain during high school. I’ll make it up to you somehow. Happy Mother’s Day! |
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| Dear Mom, if I’d been able to get a word in when we last talked I’d have said, “Happy Mother’s Day!” |
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| Dear Mom. I love being a part of your world. And by “your world” I mean eBay. At least you buy me stuff. Happy Mother’s Day. |
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| Dear Mom. I love being a part of your world. And by “your world” I mean online poker. Good luck with that pair of threes. Happy Mother’s Day. |
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| Dear Mom. I love being a part of your world. And by “your world” I mean looking at real estate online. Happy Mother’s Day. |
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