St. Patrick's Day
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| In honor of the lasting peace in Northern Ireland, have a wonderful St. Patrick's Day, you Queen-kissing, con-substantiating son of a bitch. |
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| This St. Patrick's Day, I wish you the luck of the Irish! The people who've suffered through potato famine, decades of religious war, rampant alcoholism, and poverty. On second thought, I wish you the luck of the Swiss! |
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| In honor of the lasting peace in Northern Ireland, have a wonderful St. Patrick's Day, you Pope-hugging, confession-spewing bastard. |
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| This St. Patrick's Day let's get massively fucked-up and party until the cops shut us down. You know, our typical Saturday night. |
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| This St. Patrick's Day, I'll be the designated driver -- designated the guy who's "most seriously fucked-up!" Dude, you'd better drive. |
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| This St. Patrick's Day if you kiss my Blarney Stone I'll tug your Shillelagh. |
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| Let's make this St. Patrick's Day environmentally friendly. We'll get drunk on green beer and piss on a Prius. |
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