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| Jessica Alba from the Love Guru wants you to Hug everyone you know and everyone you WANT TO KNOW! |
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| There's nothing better than chocolate... if you have a boyfriend who can't make you come. |
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| Since you never shut up, this is the only way I can say "I love you." |
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| I wish I could shrink the entire Earth so that you'd be at my side this moment. Plus, we'd kill billions of assholes. |
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| I love you now, tomorrow, and today, and if God gives me the time, I'll buy you something at Costco. |
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| No poems, no fancy words - I just want the world to know I love you. And thanks, my love, in advance, for tonight's handjob. |
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| I sent you this for two reasons: one, because I love you, and two, because i wanted to teach you there were other things than porn online. |
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| My Valentine, my world revolves around you. I love you madly. P.S. This does not violate the restraining order. |
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| You can mark my place anytime. |
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| You are, and always will be my bitch! |
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| You're my SHM... Sweet, handsome man! |
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| I got my wish and now you're mine! |
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