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| I found the perfect place for us to meet -- it's a little neighborhood place you've never heard of called Starbucks. |
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| Congratulations on keeping your colonoscopy a secret! From all of us at work. |
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| I enjoyed our conference call. You should know that I was naked. |
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| Where should we have lunch today? The Chinese shithole or the Italian e-coli factory? |
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| This card's message has been vetted by an attorney for any possible inappropriate or harassing statements. You are fine. It is not distasteful to be in the same workplace as you. |
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| I'm very sorry that I thought that your cubicle was the bathroom. |
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| I'd tell you how hot you look,but I don't want to be accused of sexual harassment or being mentally ill. |
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| Have you noticed your career success has gone up as your neckline has plunged down? That usually doesn't happen for men. |
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| I'm following up on our meeting. I really enjoyed it, but I'd like my pants back. |
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