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| I sent you a gift in the mail, but the mailman looked like he was going to steal it. Guess he did. Happy Birthday! |
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| For your birthday, I will leave you a positive comment on the social networking profile of your choice. |
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| Happy Birthday for this and all future years. Let's never deal with this shit again. |
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| Don't think of it as getting older, think of it as getting better (at being old). Happy Birthday! |
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| Here's to another year of saying we should hang out soon. Happy Birthday! |
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| I'll never forget your birthday, because it's the same day as someone I'm better friends with. |
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| Happy Birthday. My gift to you is to not get you a gift that you have to pretend to like. |
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| Congratulations on being closer to death than to birth. Well done! Happy Birthday |
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| You said you didn't want a big deal for your birthday, but seriously where's that 40 you owe me? |
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| They say you should live each day like it's your last. In that case, can I bang your wife? Happy Birthday |
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| By your age, many people have been successful and have a loving family. But you've never been a conformist. Happy Birthday! |
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| You lived another year. Now I owe everyone at work five bucks. Happy Birthday! |
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