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| Looks like we kept the right kid! Happy birthday, son! |
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| Have a stomach-pumping 21st! |
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| We definitely picked the right twin to live! Happy birthday, son! |
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| Hey! Look at you! You're still alive! Keep on doing that! Happy Birthday! |
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| I sent you a gift in the mail, but the mailman looked like he was going to steal it. Guess he did. Happy Birthday! |
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| For your birthday, I will leave you a positive comment on the social networking profile of your choice. |
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| You said you didn't want a big deal for your birthday, but seriously where's that 40 you owe me? |
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| They say you should live each day like it's your last. In that case, can I bang your wife? Happy Birthday |
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| By your age, many people have been successful and have a loving family. But you've never been a conformist. Happy Birthday! |
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| Congratulations on being closer to death than to birth. Well done! Happy Birthday |
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| You lived another year. Now I owe everyone at work five bucks. Happy Birthday! |
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| I know you like flowery, sentimental cards, so happy birthday from your fuck buddy! |
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